Global Swarming

It is hot in your town. You are considering going to the pool at the park in that neighborhood you never go to. You have not gone to that pool since your friend contracted ringworm. Now you must. Because it is warm.

It is warm because the earth is warm. It is not a conspiracy by Al Gore to prove himself right. While he may, in fact, have such power -- anyone who has spent that much time in Washington must -- he would not mobilize it for such a petty display of I told you so.

I told you so means never having to say I told you so.

Scooter "Mumble Mumble" Libby learned this. Don "Baghdad Betty" Rumsfeld never learned this. Karl "Karl Rove" Rove learned this early -- junior high bathroom. George "Dry Drunk" Bush never learned this. Dick "What's a Hal-I-Bur-ton?" Cheney learned this. David "I Go to U2 Concerts with Bush Insiders" Brooks never learned this.

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